your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
Randomize
