Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
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You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
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Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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