Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
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Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
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But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
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