I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
Randomize
