I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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