we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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