honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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