the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
high people should be assigned attendants
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
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it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
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The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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