She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Randomize
