and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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