hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
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