god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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