I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
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It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
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You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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