It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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