Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
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