Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
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I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
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Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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