I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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