just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
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whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
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Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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