The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
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