She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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