I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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