i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
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i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
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Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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