i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
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For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
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You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Can you bring me the toilet please
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
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