Buhtt sex?
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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