i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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