Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
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Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
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If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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