Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize
