The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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