Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
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who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
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He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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