did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
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when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
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Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
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