My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
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