Heybabeimwearingurpanties
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
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don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
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I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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