I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
Where did you get a picture of my penis
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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