It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
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it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
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Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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