I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
Randomize
