At least make sure they are 18
Why
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
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We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
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Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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