i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
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He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
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We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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