It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
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and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
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I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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