yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
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He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
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On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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