Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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