yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Randomize
