can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
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thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
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my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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