But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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