A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
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she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
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I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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