Walk of Shame. In a state park.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
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The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
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His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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