with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
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I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
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I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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