Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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