That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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