i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
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It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
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he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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