id be glad to
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
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I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
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she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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