If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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