yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
You left your underwear on the fireplace
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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