found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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