I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
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I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
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Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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