Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
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like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
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you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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