I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
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Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
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My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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