Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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